Last night was my company's Christmas party. I had a fun evening planned involving a beautiful dress, a fresh hairdo, and a hot date. I go to this party every year for the sole purpose of dressing up to get my picture taken with my office girls, so I can post the pictures on Facebook and fool everyone into thinking I live a glamorous life. This year was going to be extra glamorous because my date just happened to be a photographer. Also, I planned on posting lots of pictures of my party outfit on the blog to make up for my lack of posts this week. So, how could I possibly screw this up? First of all, I forgot the camera. Then, I proceeded to drink too much wine and get really drunk. Since I was around work people, I had to behave myself and pretend I wasn't drunk which just made me sleepy and cranky. I ended up getting pissed off, leaving early, and passing out as soon as I got home. I didn't get a single picture, not even with my cell phone.
Here's what I wore:
Trust me, it was oh so very glamorous, dahlings...except when I was slurring my speech, grabbing Jerry's ass, and eating that handful of cakeballs while I was in line for dinner. Oops!
Here's what I wore:
Trust me, it was oh so very glamorous, dahlings...except when I was slurring my speech, grabbing Jerry's ass, and eating that handful of cakeballs while I was in line for dinner. Oops!
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