I decided to do a bit of "hate reading" today and came across a couple of things that I thought I would address as a sort of Christmas present to all my haters out there. Yes, I know, you all don't care about my lame blog, but we all know you've been bad this year and Santa isn't bringing you jack, so just take a freaking Christmas present where you can get it, alright?
First of all, people are still having a hard time believing that I can fit this fat body into a size 6. Look, I don't give a rat's fat ass about size numbers. I only provide the Sizing Reference on this blog, so it will help readers decide what size to order online. I had no idea it would turn into something that could be used against me in a court of fashion law. "If it DOES fit, you must acquit." However, I do understand the argument that no one is a certain size. Hell, my waist measurement probably changes on a hourly basis. So, I've decided to remove my Sizing Reference from the side of the blog and, instead, give you the size of each item in the outfit posts. I think this will be more helpful, because if you are interested in a certain item, you will know exactly what size I got in it. Of course, this will probably only help you to know what size not to get it in, since I'm stuffed into all my clothes like a can of sardines, but that's a whole 'nother story...
The other topic I ran across was that my new blog header looks like a bunch of pubes (aka pubic hairs). Is it sad that I knew this was going to come up as a topic among the haters? I have 3 kids, so I'm very familiar with grade school humor these days. Besides, these are people who think lacy tights look like pubes. It seems they see pubes everywhere. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Anyway, I thought I would give you the story behind the header, so maybe it would make a little more sense to the haters why there are a bunch of pubic hairs floating around up there.
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